Gay is Good

The guy in the Kayak made me laugh because I don't think his dad ever taught him how to not be a dumbass and get stuck on the rocks. In his defense, and just to save my ass, maybe he didn't have a dad. He may have been raised by his single mother who was too busy to show him how to kayak properly and now he's trying to fill the void by teaching himself how to kayak...and convincing himself that he doesn't "need anyone." All the while concealing his tears behind his goggles, which I'm assuming one wears when they kayak.